BRO, Leave it alone. No fucking cares if your eyes are blocked out!

tylerhilton1983:

brendonurie-says:

AND no one wants to look at your thingie, man or talk about it.

 

Then why is it that you felt the need to interject here, man?

Because man, it’s fucking nasty and disrespectful.


BRO, Leave it alone. No fucking cares if your eyes are blocked out!

AND no one wants to look at your thingie, man or talk about it.

 



I let a secret slip to someone who wasn’t supposed to know.

Whatcha do now? Chocolate cake is a serious bribe.


I think I need to bring someone some chocolate cake to make up for this morning!


Please don’t tell anyone that I told you, I don’t want to get my ass kicked by either of them. I’ll give you food as my bribe.


I don’t think I was supposed to tell you that… Oops.


Well that just got my inbox flooded with inappropriate questions

mrkevinjonas:

ANSWER THEM! I NEED ENTERTAINMENT ON MY DASHBOARD!
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kevinjonas: That’s right ;)

:O you dirty manwhore!


She’s beautifulest.

Aww, your mama is gorgeous!